Hey, while I was thinking about something to say that hasn’t been said that needs to be said, I discovered a new moon! No, wait, it’s the same moon, just in a different place from when I last saw it. Please disregard this post.
Hey, while I was writing “Please disregards this post,” I discovered that the old moon is pretty shifty because it moves around a lot. Please disregard the “Please disregard this post” notification because I think I found something that hasn’t been said, after all. I guess I didn’t waste about two minutes of my time, but you may have wasted two minutes of yours by reading this. If you feel that you did waste your time, please disregard this post.
Did I mention that I found a new planet yesterday?