Thuddhead Members Only

Raise your IQ instantly* when you become an EXCLUSIVE premiere, priority, platinum-level member of Xenon’s Official Fan Club, which entitles you to many perks and privileges above those mere mortals who aren’t members!  

Here, you can access those perks, which include additional videos, advance previews of books, contests, fun and games, free downloads and giveaways, and personal interaction with Xenon himself (or Xenon’s surrogate. No implicit or explicit promises made. Xenon is a busy, busy man). 

You can also download your exclusive ‘Certificate of Smarts,” proving to yourself that you have taken advantage of all of those opportunities. 

All of this is coming your way very, very soon, so pay attention and come back for more details! 

*You won’t raise your IQ. If you thought that you could by  becoming a member of anything, you might have a problem that goes beyond what can be done here.